Is it RSVP...?

The Hard Ink inbox starts to look like a rider of perks for Fred Durst...

Subject: YOU have been invited to see Adriana Naked!

"You Have Been Invited to see our NEWEST Naked WebCam Model For FREE

Adriana Aims To PLEASE each and everytime!

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One day later...

Subject: YOU have been invited to see Adriana Naked!

"You Have Been Invited to see our NEWEST Naked WebCam Model For FREE

Adriana Aims To PLEASE each and everytime!

Enjoy This Models WebCam Show FOR FREE before Offer Expires

Click The Link Now And Get Her Naked!" (Same text, but different link attached)

Author #1: I wonder if she's sitting there naked and freezing all week, waiting for someone to click the link. They'll be advertising hypothermia post-mortems on webcam before long. Anyway, poor girl, writing out all that spam as well - she'll be knackered more than naked at this rate...

Meanwhile, Author #5 has shot a wedding video on an ancient Mini DV broadcast camera the size of a housebrick, and hands it over to Author #1 to transfer to DVD and convert to a digital edit. While the file renders, Author #1 gets on with the important business of books and watching Despicable Me and sleeping. But upon reviewing the file later, notices that the intrepid camera-person, Author #5, appeared to have got rather into the spirit of the wedding party, forgotten the tape was running, and at one point stopped and lowered the heavy old camera for a long conversation with an unknown gentleman, while a close-up of the gentleman's pinstriped fly filled the screen for several minutes.

Author #1: *Facepalm* Awesome. That's definitely staying in... I hope they watch this on a 50" plasma...