One of our 'Authors of the Day' in a near miss with the decor - again...
Author #1: Psst! Sophie - Sophie! You've done it again!
Author #5: What?
Author #1: You're matching the curtains! Navy and white! You're a big vertical stripe!
Author #5: What??
Looks around the room at the miles of floor-to-ceiling navy-and-white curtains lining every wall.
Oh nooo! What was I thinking? I came here earlier and set up and everything! I must have seen the curtains then - only they weren't drawn, of course...
Author #1: Take the cardigan off...
Author #5: I was thinking, wear something nice and nautical-themed, for the Yacht Club, a nice navy and white...
Author #1: Just like the curtains...
Author #5: How could I do the same thing TWICE? I'm a chameleon!
Takes cardigan off.
Well, there's another photo for your blog...
Author #1: *Facepalm*
Author #1 turns to the bottle later that evening, by sneaking two of them out of restaurant in handbag home, where there is 7-Up to dilute it with gradually over the next five days. Hardcore...
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